Drinking box wine and playing skyrim

My human and his best friend are playing cornhole outside. We just saw Gone Girl. I loved it because everyone was awful, and my human hated it, for precisely that same reason. What everyone up to? Should I make these crackers? I just ate but I have the munchies and don't feel like going to the store. I have all the… » 10/12/14 5:52pm 10/12/14 5:52pm

I'm so incredibly pissed

I get it, I'm the least trained person here. So train me and then give me back my hours, instead of giving them all to some newbie. Between them taking my biggest shift and cutting my week day hours, I get the feeling that the gym just wants me to leave. No wonder why people seem to be leaving here all the time. » 10/03/14 10:31am 10/03/14 10:31am

I should be asleep.

But I HUNGRY. Well, not HUNGRY with a capital H, but hungry. I bought the last two bags of the wasabi ginger topato tits, and a bag off the cappuccino ones and they are all gone. So gimme scritches and lovings and lots off snacks. Bonus points for chopped liver in a fancy crystal cup topped with a glistening pile of… » 9/11/14 11:35pm 9/11/14 11:35pm